Dinner? I Was Busy With My Book Boyfriend – Snarky Romance Reader Apron | Free U.S. Shipping

Name: Dinner? I Was Busy With My Book Boyfriend – Snarky Romance Reader Apron | Free U.S. Shipping
Brand: Printify
SKU: 17761760165172227850
Price: 37.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Our "Dinner? What Dinner?" Apron—designed for the serious romance reader who intends to cook but always ends up glued to her latest steamy read instead.

Everyone knows that a smutty romance beats a casserole any day, and, honestly, who has time to sauté when the hero is about to sweep someone off her feet?

Features Galore!

Let’s Dish the Details:

Built for the Heat: 100% polyester and ready to survive splashes, spills, and that emotional damage from Chapter 27.
No Strings Attached (Literally): Removable twill straps — because even aprons should have commitment issues.
One-Sided Sass: Snarky, cheeky, romance-fueled prints that say, “Yes, I read smut. Want a cookie?”
Low Drama Laundry: Machine washable, so you can clean up and start again. Like a good second-chance romance.
Size May Vary Slightly: Because perfection is overrated (unless we’re talking about your book boyfriend).

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Air dry; iron as needed

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.

Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.

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Care Instructions

Pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Hand-clean with warm water & detergent. Use a terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Air dry only — no dryer (heat’s for romance, not aprons).

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